Sales Humor For Those Who Serve in Retail

New Collection

Anti A*Hole Customer Club

Welcome! Had it with threats of social media reviews, letters to the owner, unreasonable demands and just outrageous entitlement? JOIN THE CLUB!

Hocus
Rephocus

Have you ever tried to phocus so hard you wound up getting rephocused? Maybe you’ve been rephocused so hard you had to just retyre.

The “Nope” Collection

The “V.O.I.S” Collection

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Shots fired across the pond #mercedes #mercedesbenz #funny #parody #haha #qualitycontrol #saleshumor #humor
Shots fired across the pond #mercedes #mercedesbenz #funny #parody #haha #qualitycontrol #saleshumor #humor
The strongest talent pool cleanser keeps getting better ! Get your “Exodus” merch in the site #mercedesbenz #mercedes #benz
The Anti As*sh*le Customer Club is live ! If you’re in retail, service, hospitality or just dealing with the public you’re already a member so might as well cop the merch! Yeah it’s gotten so bad we have our own club #retail #retailhumor #sales #saleshumor #customerservice #customers #karen
We are absolutely devoted fans of @farbsy and the message is loud and clear and we’re for it. In fact we have something stopping like maybe in the next day or so, for all of us in this club. #farbsy #customerservice #retail #retailhumor #saleshumor #repost
Hey! We’re just here to make you laugh. It’s a coping mechanism. Whatever. Enjoy! Take a look ! Current or recently departed employees DM us for your discount code! #mercedesbenz #mercedes #benz #humor #funny #saleshumor #cars
It’s supposed to be here or there so you can thrive. And you’re just waiting, and waiting. Yeah, it’s in B5. Not to be confused with BS, this stands on its own. So it’s either the best or …well, b5. Get one for your favorite employee today! #sales #saleshumor #funny #mercedes #benz #salespeople #presents #apparel #dadhats #accessories #car #carsales
Looking for a great way to let someone in your life who works at Mercedes know you care ? Look no further than this awesome hi tech air pods pro case that also commemorates the first year of working with vois - remember how fun that was ?! #haha #airpodspro #accesories #gift #present #funny #saleshumor #mercedes #mercedesbenz #saleslife
Shots fired across the pond #mercedes #mercedesbenz #funny #parody #haha #qualitycontrol #saleshumor #humor
The strongest talent pool cleanser keeps getting better ! Get your “Exodus” merch in the site #mercedesbenz #mercedes #benz
The Anti As*sh*le Customer Club is live ! If you’re in retail, service, hospitality or just dealing with the public you’re already a member so might as well cop the merch! Yeah it’s gotten so bad we have our own club #retail #reta
We are absolutely devoted fans of @farbsy and the message is loud and clear and we’re for it. In fact we have something stopping like maybe in the next day or so, for all of us in this club. #farbsy #customerservice #retail #retailhumor #sale
Hey! We’re just here to make you laugh. It’s a coping mechanism. Whatever. Enjoy! Take a look ! Current or recently departed employees DM us for your discount code! #mercedesbenz #mercedes #benz #humor #funny #saleshumor #cars
It’s supposed to be here or there so you can thrive. And you’re just waiting, and waiting. Yeah, it’s in B5. Not to be confused with BS, this stands on its own. So it’s either the best or …well, b5. Get one for your fav
Looking for a great way to let someone in your life who works at Mercedes know you care ? Look no further than this awesome hi tech air pods pro case that also commemorates the first year of working with vois - remember how fun that was ?! #haha #a